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[im2sexy4mysnark]

Li?

I'm pregnant.

And it's yours.

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[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! *flail*

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW.

It's YOUR CHILD, Li Chang.

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

But I-- we-- *wibble*

*FLAAAAIL* I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE A FATHER!

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

Clearly someone thinks you are. B|

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK PERMISSION FIRST?!

THIS IS HORRIBLY RUDE!

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

WELL, they're usually rude about this sort of thing, how do you think I feel? I ONLY FOUND OUT THIS MORNING.

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

Wait, who is "they"?! You're not trying to tell me that babies just appear out of nowhere inside a mother's womb with no conception?!

A-are you okay? Do you need anything?

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

...

*And, the straight and angry face she's fighting to keep? She loses. Utterly. And LAUGHS.*

Ohgod. ohgod.

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

*confused Li is confused.*

... What.

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

Happy April Fools, and happy birthday, sweet. &hearts

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

o.o

....

*FAINT*

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. I appear to have broken him~

Akiva, Aviva? Be dears and put him on the couch, please!

*The Chorus of 'Yes Mistress!' as expected, and Li is hoisted onto the couch with minimal effort from the twins.*

*Alta then settles down next to him and pats his cheek*

Wake up, now, that couldn't've been that shocking.

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

*opens one eye*

April Fools. *grin*

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

*With that she snorks aloud* Good one, sweet.

*And she drapes backwards dramatically over the couch arm* Now, you were saying about me needing things, a glass of sake would do very nicely~ ♥

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

*SIIIIGHS over-dramatically*

Drinking so early? Very well, then...

*gets up to go get that* *might dilute it, though*

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

*One of these days, Li, she's going to call you on it.

But not today* Mm, good boy. ♥

[clever--fool.livejournal.com]

*that's the day when she's going to hide his glasses on the roof, right?*

I... um... *can't stop staring at TEH BEWBZ* Yesmistress.

[im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com]

*More than likely*

Thank you, sweet. ♥