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Altalita Bastion, Servant of Fate ([personal profile] im2sexy4mysnark) wrote2008-04-01 02:20 pm
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Li?

I'm pregnant.

And it's yours.
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[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?! *flail*

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW.

It's YOUR CHILD, Li Chang.

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But I-- we-- *wibble*

*FLAAAAIL* I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE A FATHER!

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly someone thinks you are. B|

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK PERMISSION FIRST?!

THIS IS HORRIBLY RUDE!

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL, they're usually rude about this sort of thing, how do you think I feel? I ONLY FOUND OUT THIS MORNING.

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, who is "they"?! You're not trying to tell me that babies just appear out of nowhere inside a mother's womb with no conception?!

A-are you okay? Do you need anything?

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...

*And, the straight and angry face she's fighting to keep? She loses. Utterly. And LAUGHS.*

Ohgod. ohgod.

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*confused Li is confused.*

... What.

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy April Fools, and happy birthday, sweet. &hearts

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear. I appear to have broken him~

Akiva, Aviva? Be dears and put him on the couch, please!

*The Chorus of 'Yes Mistress!' as expected, and Li is hoisted onto the couch with minimal effort from the twins.*

*Alta then settles down next to him and pats his cheek*

Wake up, now, that couldn't've been that shocking.

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*opens one eye*

April Fools. *grin*

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*With that she snorks aloud* Good one, sweet.

*And she drapes backwards dramatically over the couch arm* Now, you were saying about me needing things, a glass of sake would do very nicely~ ♥

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*SIIIIGHS over-dramatically*

Drinking so early? Very well, then...

*gets up to go get that* *might dilute it, though*

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*One of these days, Li, she's going to call you on it.

But not today* Mm, good boy. ♥

[identity profile] clever--fool.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*that's the day when she's going to hide his glasses on the roof, right?*

I... um... *can't stop staring at TEH BEWBZ* Yesmistress.

[identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*More than likely*

Thank you, sweet. ♥
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