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Well.

I've decided to join a nunnery to become closer to my faith. Alas and alack, it must be done, for it's Fate.

ETA: And I bring you an important edit.

Date: 2009-04-01 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aureliaofarista.livejournal.com
Everything is so confusing lately.

Date: 2009-04-01 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
How so, dears? What do I need to clarify~?

Date: 2009-04-01 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aureliaofarista.livejournal.com
That doesn't make any sense, ma'am. We weren't aware you belonged to a faith that had nunneries. Much less qualified for them.

Date: 2009-04-01 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
I never told you? I could've sworn everybody knew about it! And now's the time I have to join said nunneries. Which means no more alcohol, no more rampant sex.

I even must start dressing in conservative robes, too.

*somehow. Somehow, she manages a straight face throughout this.*

Date: 2009-04-01 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aureliaofarista.livejournal.com
We're tempted to institute a barracks-wide day of mourning, ma'am.

Date: 2009-04-01 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark-i-am.livejournal.com
This little hobbit is not convinced!

Date: 2009-04-01 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
And how are you not convinced? It's something that I must do.

Date: 2009-04-01 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark-i-am.livejournal.com
You could not bear to leave me! I'm your favorite co-worker, I know it to be true.

Date: 2009-04-01 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
Alas, dear Mark, I must do this. It has to happen, and I am afraid the circle of sex life must continue without me.

*Snrrrk*

Date: 2009-04-01 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark-i-am.livejournal.com
Oh come on, this convent right here isn't enough for you? With such lovely other monks and nuns to, eh, find God with?

Date: 2009-04-01 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hollowmanjake.livejournal.com
...you're fuckin' with me, right?

Date: 2009-04-01 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
Nuns aren't supposed to do that, dear~

Date: 2009-04-01 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hollowmanjake.livejournal.com
Depends on the religion!

...I still think you're fuckin' with me.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
No lies leave this keyboard, sweet. What I give is the honest truth!

...

For a given value of honest.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliveonlyinwar.livejournal.com
Get Thee to a Nunnery? More likely then you joining a convent.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
Indeed. See? You get it! Everyone else is so confused and I don't quite get why.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliveonlyinwar.livejournal.com
Probably fell asleep in their English class, or they predate the Bard by a few centuries.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aureliaofarista.livejournal.com
We have bards, sir. That doesn't make any of this make sense.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliveonlyinwar.livejournal.com
It's a nickname for a Playwright by the name of Shakespeare. In his time, a Nunnery was a slang word for a Brothel.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] im2sexy4mysnark.livejournal.com
Double meanings are fun, aren't they?

Date: 2009-04-01 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliveonlyinwar.livejournal.com
It is, especially in a business like mine.

Date: 2009-04-01 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aureliaofarista.livejournal.com
Oh!


...he's the guy that wrote the version of the Oresteia without the scorpion whips, right? Hamlet?

Date: 2009-04-01 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliveonlyinwar.livejournal.com
Right, he might not have been the most original writer but he is good with character structure and wittisms.

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